Introducing Soho Sid, the Ticket Tout


“Seats are a tenner. Standing room's a fiver. Can't say fairer than that, guv? Fancy some nylons while you're at it? Look lovely on the missus…”

Sid'll do his best to fix you up with blackmarket tickets to any of the future events listed on this website.


Online bookings 

Bookings for an event can be made until midnight on the night before that event. All thirty of our seats are available for advance purchase. Buying a ticket guarantees a seat, but not a specific seat. These are claimed on a first come, first served basis.

Click here to make a booking.


Tickets on the door

For our remaining events at the Wheatsheaf, any of the seats that haven't been booked online will be sold for £10 on the door. The rest of the tickets available on the door will be £5 standing room tickets. For most events we'll have at least eleven of these, which will be available from 6.30pm that evening.

After our move to the Fitzroy Tavern on 6 May 2025, there will be no standing room tickets. Instead, any left-over tickets will be sold on the door for £10.


Payment by cash or QR code only.




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